The above title is a pun, or play on words, if you prefer. Some may call it a quip, or witticism, without the wit part. Bon mot anyone?...

Wednesday, May 7 I will be appearing on the Late Show with David Letterman. Please watch. I implore you. When was the last time you were implored?...

Starting Sunday, May 11, the Stand Uppity Tour begins. It's finally here. Everyone is talking about it, especially Marc Maron and Eugene Mirman, the other comics on the tour....